This below is my original 500 word statement that accompanied the nomination papers submitted to the University of Glasgow. I may be the only rectorial candidate to say these words but I didn’t go to University. I’ve had successful, fulfilling careers and I’m currently fortunate enough to have won many awards as a stand up comedian, something started as a dare! I didn’t go to university because of the barriers I faced, barriers that many still face when it comes to getting in and staying in. That’s what I believe would make me an effective Rector of Glasgow University. I understand what it’s like to face and overcome those barriers and if I’m given the honour, my job, my passion will be to help you overcome yours. They don’t have to be the same issues I had to contend with but let me give you an idea of where I’m coming from. I was raised in a working class family in Glasgow’s East End. I was told that University was not for the likes of me. I now know that it IS for people EXACT...